YURI SHIPPING OLYMPICS 2024 - BONUS ROUND 5

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for this bonus round, the theme is competition! pretty open-ended, prompts that are about some sort of competition! this round will end on july 31st!

Fills can be in any format, and you can fill your teammates prompts, but you cannot fill your own prompt.

You can post as many fills and as many prompts as you want! To participate, reply to this Dreamwidth post!

for your prompt post title, please use the following format:
PROMPT: TEAM [TEAM NAME]
for your fill post title, please use the following format:
FILL: TEAM [TEAM NAME]

 

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PROMPT: TEAM FIRE EMBLEM

[mikukilledtheradiostar]

two strategy rpg nerds fighting over which tactics are superior (best unit, best way to clear a map, the legitimacy of zapping a boss killer to the boss with a warp staff)

FILL: Team Webcomics/Webtoons

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Ship: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, The Locked Tomb
Words: 598
Notes: I am extremely sorry about all of this, unless you are familiar with Crusader Kings II in which case I am not sorry about any of this.

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G: harrow

G: HARROW

G: since when have you played crusader kings

H: Since when have I NOT played Crusader Kings?

H: What kind of question is that?

G: ok fine

G: you have a point

G: you could have told me though

H: I thought it would go without saying.

H: Is this not the game most perfectly suited to my machinations?

G: again

G: you have a point

H: I usually do.

G: ok ok but

G: how many hours have you played

H: …

H: I am not answering that question.

G: COME ON

G: ill answer first

G: 4386

G: ok

G: your turn

H: That is impressive given your chronic lack of focus.

G: rude

H: But nonetheless, I am not answering.

G: i can focus just fine on things

G: when i like them

G: for example

G: when the thing is crusader kings

G: you at least have to tell me how many digits are i. The answer

G: look

G: give me something at least

G: how many digits

H: …

G: im not going to stop bothering you about this

H: 5

G: no

G: thats a typo right

H: Five (5).

G: wow

G: you are insane

H: Yes.

H: This is a well-established fact.

H: Please tell me something we did not already know.

G: ok

G: ok ok ok

G: inquiring minds need to know

G: favorite empire

G: its me im the mind

H: Ireland.

G: maybe you heard me wrong

G: i said empire

H: As a merchant republic.

G: ireland is not an empire

H: Oh. You were being literal.

G: a merchant republic?

G: an irish

G: merchant republic

H: Tibet can be fun.

H: But I still prefer Ireland.

G: i guess merchant republics do have some nice casus bellis

G: causes belli

G: casuses belluses

G: whatever the plural is

G: so do you like

G: take the entire atlantic coastline first

G: or what

H: I do not expand beyond the natural borders of Ireland.

G: what

G: what the fuck

G: thats not how y9ou play this game

H: That is PRECISELY how I play this game.

G: but

G: what

G: WHY

H: Playing tall is a completely viable strategy.

G: thats not how this works

G: thats not how any of this works

H: Incorrect.

H: Let me guess.

H: Your sole objective in playing Crusader Kings is to paint the map in your preferred color?

G: duh

G: thats the POINT of the game

H: It's the point of the game when played by dullards with no imagination.

G: excuse me

G: i have plenty of imagination

G: i can imagine so many different ways to conquer the world

H: Of course you can.

H: But can you imagine a way to win WITHOUT conquering the world?

G: NO

G: BECAUSE THEN IT WOULDNT BE WINNING

G: look

G: it seems we are at an impasse

G: i am not going to convince you

G: and you are not going to convince me

G: we need a third party

H: No.

G: to act as a tiebreaker

H: Do not.

*Palamedes has been added to the chat*

G: so palamedes

H: Do not do this.

G: we ahve a question

H: No we don't.

G: you play crusader kings right

G: so

G: what is the correct way to play it

P: oh that's easy!

P: I don't bother with conquest

P: I'm just in it for the royal court drama

*multiple people are typing*